Stay Goonin
Locked in. Cream cheese loaded. Absolutely fried.
Whether your late-night session involves crushing an entire cardboard carton of crab rangoons in the dark or… whatever else you claim you were doing, this shirt tells the room exactly what mode you’re in. Featuring two perfectly golden, crispy folded rangoons framed by vintage 70s diner typography and heavy-duty screen-print line work, it’s an elite blend of top-tier appetizer culture and unhinged internet humor.
Wear it to takeout pickup. Wear it in the group chat. Wear it when words simply aren't enough.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (6.5 oz)
- Unisex sizing
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: StatusFaction
- Email: contact@support.statusfaction.net
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Stay Goonin Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
29 1/2
|
18
|
|
M
|
30 1/2
|
20
|
|
L
|
31 1/2
|
22
|
|
XL
|
32 1/2
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33 1/2
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
34 1/2
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
35 1/2
|
30
|
